 Blonde Jokes: Helping a blond lose weight | |
Blonde Jokes: Helping a blond lose weight
A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet."I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat the procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least five pounds." When the blonde returns, she's lost nearly 20 pounds. "Why, that's amazing!" the doctor says. "Did you follow my instructions? " The blonde nods. "I'll tell you, though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day." "From hunger, you mean? " said the doctor. "No, from skipping," replied the blonde.
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