 Ethnic: Giuseppi walks into work, and he says... | |
Ethnic: Giuseppi walks into work, and he says...
Giuseppi walks into work, and he says, "Ey, Tony! You know who's-a George Washington? "Tony says, "No, Giuseppi, who's-a George Washington? "He says, "Hah! George-a Washington's the first-a President of-a United States. I'm-a go to night school, learn all about-a United States, and become-a U.S.-a citizen."A couple of days later, Giuseppi walks into work and says. "Ey, Tony, you know who's-a Abraham Lincoln? "Tony says, "No, Giuseppi, who's-a Abraham Lincoln? "He says, "Hah! Abaham-a Lincoln is-a sixteenth President of-a the United States. I'm-a go to night school, learn all about-a United States, and become-a U.S.-a citizen."A guy in the back of the shop yells, "Yo, Giuseppi . . . you know who Fishlips Lorenzo is? "He says, "No. Who's-a Fishlips Lorenzo is? "The guy yells, "That's the guy who's bangin' your wife while you're in night school."
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