funny!! | | TEACHER : PAPPU, go to
the map and find North America.
PAPPU : Here it
is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now,
class, who discovered
America?
CLASS :
PAPPU!
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TEACHER : PAPPU, how do
you spell
"crocodile"?
PAPPU :
"K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER : No, that's
wrong
PAPPU : Maybe it's
wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
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TEACHER : PAPPU, give
me a sentence starting with "I".
PAPPU : I
is...
TEACHER : No, PAPPU.
Always say, "I am."
PAPPU : All right... "I
am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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TEACHER : "Can anybody
give an example of "COINCIDENCE?"
PAPPU : "Sir, my Mother
and Father got married on the same day, same
time."
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TEACHER : "George
Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree,
but also admitted doing
it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish
him?"
PAPPU : "Because George
still had the axe in his
hand?"
__________________ I couldn't ask for more!--- Bryn.
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