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Old 05-27-2006, 06:13 AM   #1
 
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In Heaven:

The cooks are French,
The policemen are English,
The mechanics are German,
The lovers are Italian,
The bankers are Swiss.

In Hell:

The cooks are English,
The policemen are German,
The mechanics are French,
The lovers are Swiss,
The bankers are Italian.


In Computer Heaven:

The management is from Intel,
The design and construction is done by Apple,
The marketing is done by Microsoft,
IBM provides the support,
Gateway determines the pricing.

In Computer Hell:

The management is from Apple,
Microsoft does design and construction,
IBM handles the marketing,
The support is from Gateway,
Intel sets the price.

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lol! true...!
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Old 05-28-2006, 12:08 PM   #3
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okay both hells are uber scary lmao

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WHOA !! thats freakii
ahahah funny though
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am i rele blonde when i say this... i dont get it lol
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weird lol but true. mostly hehe
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