 Kids Jokes: Farm jokes 03 | |
Kids Jokes: Farm jokes 03
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel? Lumpy milkshakes!What is the definition of a goose? An animal that grows down as it grows up!Why did Bo Peep lose her sheep? She had a crook with her!What do you give a pony with a cold? Cough Stirrup!What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on? A horse!What happens when geese land in a volcano? They cook their own gooses!What do you call a pig with no clothes on? Streaky bacon!What is a horse's favorite sport? Stable tennis!What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk? An udder failure!What do you give a sick pig? Oinkment!
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