 Kids Jokes: Farm jokes 04 | |
Kids Jokes: Farm jokes 04
Why do ducks have webbed feet? To stamp out forest fires!Why did the pig go to the casino? To play the slop machine!What is a pigs favorite ballet? Swine Lake!What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog? Pooched eggs!How do you stop a rooser crowing on Sunday? Eat him on Saturday!Why did the foal cough? Because he was a little horse!What is the opposite of cock-a doodle-doo? Cock-a-doodle-don't!What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour? Leave it inside the cow!Where do milkshakes come from? Excited cows!
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