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Lawyer Jokes: Stupid attorneys

A lawyer was on his cell phone, calling a locksmith."I locked my keys in my sports car!" said the nervous lawyer."No problem, I should be there in about an hour," replied the locksmith."Do you think you can make it a little sooner? " pleaded the lawyer. "My top is down and it? s starting to rain."

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Nate

lol. Maybe he locked them in the trunk.