 Legal: A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner... | |
Legal: A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner...
A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner.The attorney asks, "Before you signed thedeath certificate had you taken the man's pulse? " The coroner says, "No." The attorney then asks, "Did you listen for a heart beat? " "No." "So when you signed the death certificate you had not takenany steps to make sure the man was dead, had you? " The corner, now tired of the brow beating says, "Well, let meput it this way. The man's brain was sitting in a jar on mydesk, but for all I know he could be out there practicing lawsomewhere."
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