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Miscellaneous: Life of an Egg

So you think your life is bad...Just think how bad the life of an egg is...You only get laid onceYou only get eaten onceIt takes 4 minutes to get hard and2 minutes to get softYou have to share a box with 11 other guysAnd the only chick that ever sat on your face was your mother!

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jinalyn

Sounds dirty but it's true.

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