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Miscellaneous: Souped Up Lincoln

This rich guy from the north is driving his Lincoln Continental downto New Orleans. Along the way he picks up a redneck.The redneck looks quizzically at the dash board and says, "What arethose thangs? " The driver says, "Those are golf tees".The redneck asks, "What those are for? " The driver says "Those holdmy balls when I drive."The redneck says, "Sheeit, these Lincolns sure come witheverythang!"

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