 The Perfect Husband | |
*The Perfect Husband...*
* *Several men are in the changing room of a golf club. A mobile phone
on
a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and
began to talk..
Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Darling, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes"
WOMAN: "I am at the shopping centre and found this beautiful leather
coat.
It's only £1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure,..go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2005
models. I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "£70,000"
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing ... The house I wanted last year
is
back on the market. They're asking £950,000"
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of 900,000. They
Will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand. It
really is
a pretty good price."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!"
MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."
The man hangs up. The other men in the changing room are staring at him
in
astonishment, mouths agape.....
He smiles and asks:
"Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"
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