 Some Blonde JOkes | |
a blonde standing below a tube light with a open mouth..................
WHY?
because her doctor advised her "Todays dinner should be light"_-=
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One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college.
U knw Why?
Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking...
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a rich blonde tells his servant to Go and water the plants.
Servant: It's already raining.
blonde: So what take an umbrella and go.
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Postman:- I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This Packet
Blonde:- why did u come so far. Instead u could have posted it....
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A Blonde women and his Husband buy coffee in a shop.
Blonde says... Drink quickly......
Husband asks why...
BLonde says hot coffee $5 and cold coffee $10
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Blond's wish :when i die,i wana die lik my grandpa who died peacefuly
in his sleep not screamin like all d passengers in d car he was
driving
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Blonde visits Chinese friend dying in hospital.
The chinese guy says CHIN YU YAN n dies.
BLonde goes2 china 2 find meaning of friends last words.
It is 'U R STANDNG ON D OXGN TUBE!"
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