• Nothing's impossible for those who don't have to do it.
• Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!
• An optimist laughs to forget... A pessimist forgets to laugh
• No one can drive us crazy unless we give them the keys
• Conscience is the inner voice that warns us that someone might be looking
• Girls want a lot of things from one guy. Conversely, guys want one thing from a lot of girls
• One thing leads to another? Not always. Sometimes one thing leads to the same thing. Ask any addict.
• I took a philosophy test that asked us to explain Nothingness. I left it blank.
• Confidence is the feeling you have before you understand the problem
• If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something
• Life is like photography. You use the negative to develop.
• Etc. is a word used to make others believe that you know more than you actually do
• High heel is a device invented by women who were tired of being kissed on the forehead.
• More than one mouse is mice; more than one spouse is spice.
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• After winning an argument with his wife, the wisest thing a husband can do is apologize.
• The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any.
• The toughest part of a diet isn't watching what you eat. It's watching what other people eat.
click!! smile and learn! vol 2. 
