• Nobody notices what I do, until I don't do it
• Trust is like virginity. U lose it once & that's it.
• Don't drink and drive... just smoke and fly!
• It is better to be a nobody who accomplishes something than a somebody who accomplishes nothing
• Have the courage to act instead of react
• I drink to make other people interesting
• To make pleasures pleasant, shorten them
• Instant gratification takes too long !
• Success depends on your backbone, not your wishbone
• Discoveries are made by not following instructions.
• Life isn't always fair but it shouldn't cheat THAT much.
• The only thing lazy people do fast is get tired
• If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work
• Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you said, After marriage, he'll fall asleep before you finish saying it
• An optimist laughs to forget... A pessimist forgets to laugh
• Smile and the world smiles with you. Fart and you stand alone.
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good quotes to read! 
