Odd Questions

**AllTopix** · 06-29-2006, 02:51 PM

Some people think about odd questions. I found this on the web and found it kinda funny

From the web:

Quote:

Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but its ok to use a handicapped toilet?

If barbie is sooooo popular, why do we have to BUY her friends?

Why don't you ever see the headline Psychic Wins Lottery?

How do "please keep off the grass" signs get there if you are not allowed to step on the grass?

How do we really know if the light in the fridge goes off when you close the door?

If saltines were unsalted would they be called ines?

Why can't we sneeze with our eyes open?

What color does a smurf turn if it holds its breath?

Where did Noah put the woodpeckers on his Arc?

Where is the good in Good-Bye?

**Cazz** · 06-29-2006, 05:19 PM

How do "please keep off the grass" signs get there if you are not allowed to step on the grass?
I wonder...

Where is the good in Good-Bye?
Good one, I don't see any good in it...
[okay, now that I read it, it sounded funny. I meant Good question. I don't see any good in Goodbye. I think you'd've figured that out, but just incase..]

**Hannah** · 06-29-2006, 05:24 PM

I tried sneezing with my eyes open once..then I just couldn't even sneeze at all. It's impossible. And I use handicap stalls all the time

**Cazz** · 06-29-2006, 05:26 PM

Haha. So do I.
I've never tried it, but I have wondered why it's impossible.

**Hannah** · 06-29-2006, 05:28 PM

I know?? It's weird.

**hurRAY** · 06-29-2006, 05:32 PM

i tried sneezing with my eyes open and my eyes started watering like crazy then my sisters was laughing really hard at me

**Cazz** · 06-29-2006, 06:21 PM

If I tried I'd end up closing my eyes and sneezing. It wouldn't be pretty so I'll stick to not trying.

**teenangel1226** · 06-29-2006, 11:12 PM

Seen most of those questions before.

How do "please keep off the grass" signs get there if you are not allowed to step on the grass? You put the sign down first. Then do whatever your going to do. Step off. Easy.

How do we really know if the light in the fridge goes off when you close the door? You can press that thing in some fridges , that the door touches when it closes and the light goes off.

**Brenna** · 06-30-2006, 01:57 AM

Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but its ok to use a handicapped toilet? because parking lots take up more time. toilets can be used in a snap. XD

If barbie is sooooo popular, why do we have to BUY her friends? she has no brain. nor do her friends. you must purchase them for her to be popular.

Why don't you ever see the headline Psychic Wins Lottery? because pychics are fakee.

How do "please keep off the grass" signs get there if you are not allowed to step on the grass? THEY CHEAT.

How do we really know if the light in the fridge goes off when you close the door? because i've stuffed myself into a frige and checked. kidding.

If saltines were unsalted would they be called ines? makes sense..

Why can't we sneeze with our eyes open? cause then you could pop your eyeballs out or sommat.

What color does a smurf turn if it holds its breath? prolly gray.

Where did Noah put the woodpeckers on his Arc? in a cage i hope.

Where is the good in Good-Bye? no.

i realize these are all retorical. but i wanted to comment.

**Cazz** · 06-30-2006, 02:29 AM

Lol. Bee, you better be kidding about the fridge thing. Otherwise I question your sanity....