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Old 01-22-2007, 05:29 PM   #1
 
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http://luckypuppy.bravehost.com/WARNINGLABLES.html

"Removing the weel could influence the performance of a bicycle"

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Old 01-23-2007, 05:15 AM   #2
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On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."
(No shit?)

That one made me laugh the hardest. Those are all pretty funny. =]
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Haha those are so funny.

This is my fave:

On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."
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On packaging for a Rowenta iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."

(Well, no...not on MY body.)

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My favorite:
On the ipod Shuffle -- "Do not eat."

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On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
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Haha yeah, that's funny too Nicole.
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I liked these ones:

On washing machine-- "Do not put any person in this washer"

On car sun shield-- "Do not drive with shield in place."

On a Sears hairdryer -- "Do not use while sleeping."

On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(But, it's just a suggestion.)
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lol! nate those are so funny.
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